Instead of studying for finals I would rather:
1) pull my toenails all the way off.
2) go talk to creepy IT guy
3) go talk to ceepy frozen yogurt guy
4) watch one of your really aweful VH1 reality shows
5) continue singing “keep on rocking me baby” all night (we’ll probably do that anyway)
6) watch & read my sisters keeper
7) watch grass grow
8) throw up in the street like that guy in the truck (was he in any condition to be driving)
9) read the bible
10) watch seinfeld
